We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess.

Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

We all like to see people sea-sick when we are not ourselves.

Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.

We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race.

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.