It’s not the good that die young, it’s the lucky.

Age enlarges and enriches the powers of some musical instruments - notably those of the violin - but it seems to set a piano's teeth on edge.

Adam and Eve entered the world naked and unashamed - naked and pure-minded. And no descendant of theirs has ever entered it otherwise. All have entered it naked, unashamed, and clean in mind. They entered it modest. They had to acquire immodesty in the soiled mind, there was no other way to get it. ... The convention mis-called "modesty" has no standard, and cannot have one, because it is opposed to nature and reason and is therefore an artificiality and subject to anyone's whim - anyone's diseased caprice.

I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.

No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

In love, you pay as you leave.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.