There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.

I think we never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead--and not then until we have been dead years and years. People ought to start dead, and they would be honest so much earlier.

Our consciences take no notice of pain inflicted on others until it reaches a point where it gives pain to us.

Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.

I had longed to be a butterfly, and I was one at last. I attended private parties in sumptuous evening dress, simpered and aired my graces like a born beau, and polkaed and schoisched with a step peculiar to myself - and the kangaroo.

Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?

That is the way of the scientist. He will spend thirty years in building up a mountain range of facts with the intent to prove a certain theory; then he is so happy with his achievement that as a rule he overlooks the main chief fact of all-that all his accumulation proves an entirely different thing.