You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.
Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
....honest men are few when it comes to themselves.
My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.