It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

The physician who knows only medicine, knows not even medicine.

It now seems plain to me that that theory ought to be vacated in favor of a new and truer one...the Descent of Man from the Higher Animals.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms-fortunately harmless forms as a rule.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

It has been said that a Scotchman has not seen the world until he has seen Edinburgh; and I think that I may say that an American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi Gras in New Orleans.