It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

It is a dear and lovely disposition, and a most valuable one, that can brush away indignities and discourtesies and seek and find the pleasanter features of an experience.

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.