Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

It is hopeless for the occasional visitor to try to keep up with Chicago-she outgrows his prophecies faster than he can make them. She is always a novelty; for she is never the Chicago you saw when you passed through the last time.

July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.

Our consciences take no notice of pain inflicted on others until it reaches a point where it gives pain to us.