Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about.

They say that you can't live by bread alone, but I can live on compliments.

We don't cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can't allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments.

I have carried a revolver; lots of us do, but they are the most innocent things in the world.

Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased.

Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles