I like the truth sometimes, but I don't care enough for it to hanker after it.
Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.
Yes - en I's rich now, come to look at it. I owns myself, en I's wuth eight hund'd dollars. I wisht I had de money, I wouldn' want no mo'.
Love heightens all senses - except the common.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Suddenly the nickel-clad horse takes the bit in its mouth and goes slanting for the curbstone defying all prayers and all your powers to change its mind - your heart stands still, your breath hangs fire, your legs forget to work.