Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.
Mark TwainRise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd law; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.
Mark TwainI've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.
Mark Twain