I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.

It is no use to keep private information which you can't show off.

We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.

Man is the only animal that deals in that atorcity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind.

Out of the depths of my happy heart wells a great tide of love and prayer for this priceless treasure that is confided to my lifelong keeping. You cannot see its waves as they flow toward you, darling, but in these lines you will hear...the distant beating of its surf.

All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.