It was in Warwick Castle that I came across the curious stranger whom I am going to talk about. He attracted me by three things: his candid simplicity, his marvelous familiarity with ancient armor, and the restfulness of his company--for he did all the talking.
Mark TwainMy books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
Mark TwainWhen everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.
Mark TwainThe average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.
Mark Twain