If there wasn't anything to find out, it would be dull. Even trying to find out and not finding out is just as interesting as trying to find out and finding out; and I don't know but more so.

Change is the handmaiden Nature requires to do her miracles with.

Talent without work is useless, thank God

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

The humorous writer professes to awaken and direct your love, your pity, your kindness--your scorn for untruth, pretension, imposture....He takes upon himself to be the week-day preacher.