I deal with temptation by yielding to it.

It may have happened, it may not have happened but it could have happened.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.

Human beings are the only creatures who blush - or who need to.

Being rich ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and a-wishing you was dead all the time.

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.