A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.

Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.

Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

Two things seemed pretty apparent to me. One was that in order to be a pilot a man had to learn more than any one man ought to learn; and the other was that he must learn it all over again in a different way every 24 hours.

Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.