Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monotonously.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

The cayote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede.

Two days overdue, THE WORLD'S WORK has not reached me. Pray make a note of this. I would rather not have to resort to violence.

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.