A Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.
Mark TwainAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Mark TwainForeigners cannot enjoy our food, I suppose, any more than we can enjoy theirs. It is not strange; for tastes are made, not born. I might glorify my bill of fare until I was tired; but after all, the Scotchman would shake his head and say, 'Where's your haggis?' and the Fijan would sigh and say, 'Where's your missionary?'
Mark TwainWe can't always have the beautiful aspect of things. Let us make the most of our sights that are beautiful and let the others go
Mark Twain