Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

You cannot have a theory without principles. Principles is another name for prejudices.

I don't believe any of you have ever read Paradise Lost, and you don't want to. That's something that you just want to take on trust. It's a classic ... something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

The blunting effects of slavery upon the slaveholder's moral perceptions are known and conceded the world over; and a priveleged class, an aristocracy, is but a band of slaveholders under another name.