He said that man’s heart was the only bad heart in the animal kingdom; that man was the only animal capable of feeling malice, envy, vindictiveness, revengefulness, hatred, selfishness, the only animal that loves drunkenness, almost the only animal that could endure personal uncleanliness and a filthy habitation, the sole animal in whom was fully developed the base instinct called patriotism, the sole animal that robs, persecutes, oppresses and kills members of his own tribe, the sole animal that steals and enslaves the members of any tribe.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Such is professional jealousy; a scientist will never show any kindness for a theory which he did not start himself.

The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone

We have the best government that money can buy.

Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.