If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.
Mark TwainOne holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.
Mark TwainIndependence-is loyalty to one's best self and principles, and this is often disloyalty to the general idols and fetishes.
Mark Twain