The very "marks" on the bottom of a piece of rare crockery are able to throw me into a gibbering ecstasy.
Mark TwainThe election makes me think of a story of a man who was dying. He had only two minutes to live, so he sent for a clergyman and asked him, "Where is the best place to go to?" He was undecided about it. So the minister told him that each place had its advantages--heaven for climate, and hell for society.
Mark TwainThe political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
Mark TwainDon't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality
Mark TwainI am persuaded that the world has been tricked into adopting some false and most pernicious notions about consistency - and to such a degree that the average man has turned the rights and wrongs of things entirely around and is proud to be "consistent," unchanging, immovable, fossilized, where it should be his humiliation.
Mark Twain