Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
An adventure is something that while it's happening you wish it wasn't.
Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.
Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Man has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights...sexual intercourse!...His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values.