Sometimes people do get hurt
Herschel removed the speckled tent-roof from the world and exposed the immeasurable deeps of space, dim-flecked with fleets of colossal suns sailing their billion-leagued remoteness.
But old fools is the biggest fools there is.
If the world ends, I'll just head on down to Kentucky because they're always 20 years behind.
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.