Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
I am not an American. I am the American.
God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.
All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.