In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish

I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.