Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it.

I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.

A German joke is no laughing matter.

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend.

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.

I don't want no better book than what your face is.