A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

I said nothing of the sort.

A proud man is one who waits for a vacancy in the Trinity.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.