What is the chief end of man?-to get rich. In what way?-dishonestly if we can; honestly if we must. Who is God, the one and only true? Money is God. Gold and Greenbacks and Stock-father, son, and ghosts of same, three persons in one; These are the true and only God, mighty and supreme.

Every man is wholly honest to himself and to God, but not to any one else.

The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.

Whose property is my body? Probably mine. I so regard it. If I experiment with it, who must be answerable? I, not the State. If I choose injudiciously, does the state die? Oh, no.

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

I admire him, I frankly confess it; and when his time is come I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake.

It is at our mother's knee that we acquire our noblest and truest and highest ideals.