Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet.

The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.

To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear.

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.