Yes, always avoid violence. In this age of charity and kindliness, the time has gone by for such things. Leave dynamite to the low and unrefined.

Now I can only pray that there may be a God -- and a heaven -- or something better.

When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.

July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.