If all men were rich, all men would be poor.

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

The insincerity of man-all men are liars, partial or hiders of facts, half tellers of truths, shirks, moral sneaks. When a merely honest man appears he is a comet-his fame is eternal-needs no genius, no talent-mere honesty

In the South the war is what A.D. is elsewhere; they date from it.