Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.
A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.
Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.
It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want—oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so