There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.

great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

Wagner has some great moments, but a lot of miserable half hours.

I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.