The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.

I saw men whom thirty years had changed but slightly; but their wives had grown old. These were good women; it is very wearing to be good.

The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.

Happiness ain't a thing in itself -it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so, as soon as the novelty is over and the force of the contrast dulled, it ain't happiness any longer, and you have to get something fresh.

Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out.

All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.