A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.

Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces.

It is not worth while to try to keep history from repeating itself, for man's character will always make the preventing of the repetitions impossible.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.