If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

A man can be a Christian or a patriot, but he can't legally be a Christian and a patriot - except in the usual way: one of the two with the mouth, the other with the heart.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

France has usually been governed by prostitutes

If the Christians of America could be persuaded to vote God and a clean ticket, it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

How far we travel in life matters far less than those we meet along the way.