If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

Enthusiasm is caught, not taught.

At noon I observed a bevy of nude young native women bathing in the sea, and I went and sat down on their clothes to keep them from being stolen.

Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.