We must put up with our clothes as they are - they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us - to advertise what we wear them to conceal. They are a sign; a sign of insincerity; a sign of suppressed vanity; a pretense that we desire gorgeous colors and the graces of harmony and form; and we put them on to propagate that lie and back it up.

Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Too much is just enough.

I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.

Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.

There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.