We must put up with our clothes as they are - they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us - to advertise what we wear them to conceal. They are a sign; a sign of insincerity; a sign of suppressed vanity; a pretense that we desire gorgeous colors and the graces of harmony and form; and we put them on to propagate that lie and back it up.

Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees.

You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.

If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.

Time spent with your children is time wisely spent.

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to you than the ninety-and -nine which you had to work for, and money won at faro or in stock snuggles into your heart in the same way.