I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality

The ignorant are afraid to betray surprise or admiration...they think it ill manners.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

Let your joy be unconfined!

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.