Ignorance is not not knowin' - Ignorance is knowin' what ain't so.

How stunning are the changes which age makes in a man while he sleeps!

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.

I have no race prejudices, and I think I have no color prejudices or caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. Indeed I know it. I can stand any society. All that I care to know is that a man is a human being-that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.

It is plain that there is one moral law for heaven and another for the earth. The pulpit assures us that wherever we see suffering and sorrow, which we can relieve and do not, we sin, heavily. There was never yet a case of suffering or sorrow which God could not relieve. Does He sin then?

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.