I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.

I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like.

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

I will remark in the way of general information, that in California, that land of felicitous nomenclature, the literary name of this sort of stuff is "hogwash"

To say a compliment well is a high art and few possess it.

Every year you wait, long ago gets farther away.

If you can't stand solitude, perhaps others find you boring as well.