When in doubt tell the truth.

No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms-fortunately harmless forms as a rule.

When you catch an adjective, kill it.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

Start it at no particular time of your life; wander at your free will all over your life; talk only about the thing which interests you for the moment; drop it the moment its interest threatens to pale.

It now seems plain to me that that theory ought to be vacated in favor of a new and truer one...the Descent of Man from the Higher Animals.