God was left out of the Constitution, but was furnished a front seat in this nations currency. ("In God we Trust") is a lie, this nations trust has always been with the dollar.

By common consent of all the nations and all the ages the most valuable thing in this world is the homage of men, whether deserved or undeserved.

If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.

The writing begins when you’ve finished. Only then do you know what you’re trying to say.

A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out.

They did not know it was impossible so they did it

The xmas holidays have this high value: that they remind Forgetters of the Forgotten, & repair damaged relationships.