A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

And what is a man without energy? Nothing - nothing at all.

Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

Benaras is older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together!

The only very marked difference between the average civilized man and the average savage is that the one is gilded and the other is painted.

Preachers are always pleasant company when they are off duty.