One day man by the slow processes of evolution shall develop into something really fine and high - some billions of years hence, say.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

If I were required to guess off-hand, and without collusion with higher minds, what is the bottom cause of the amazing material and intellectual advancement of the last fifty years, I should guess that it was the modern-born and previously non-existent disposition on the part of men to believe that a new idea can have value.

Life ain't about how fast you run or how high you climb, It's all about how good you bounce. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Figures don't lie, but liars figure.

People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases.