I have tried getting up early, and I have tried getting up late-and the latter agrees with me best.
Mark TwainOur Congresses consist of Christians. In their private life they are true to every obligation of honor; yet in every session they violate them all, and do it without shame. Because honor to party is above honor to themselves.
Mark TwainThere are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
Mark Twain