I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.

There is nothing but that frail breastwork of earth between the people and destruction.

Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.

The public is the only critic whose judgment is worth anything at all.

In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has

I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.