In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.

When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself.

The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card.

It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the counter when the market is just right, they would bring matters around the way they wish them much oftener than they usually do. Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments. One can pass upon a wife a compliment that is three-fourths base