Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
Pessimist: The optimist who didn't arrive.
The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.
Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.