I speak French with timidity, and not flowingly--except when excited. When using that language I have often noticed that I have hardly ever been mistaken for a Frenchman, except, perhaps, by horses; never, I believe, by people.

The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monotonously.

Why should anybody want to save the human race, or damn it either? Does God want its society? Does Satan?

I've never let my school interfere with my education.

They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property.

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

The primary rule of business success is loyalty to your employer. That's all right as a theory. What is the matter with loyalty to yourself?