The only certainties in life are death and taxes.
The true charm of pedestrians does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking.
Old habits cannot be thrown out the upstairs window. They have to be coaxed downstairs one step at a time.
Congress: America's only true criminal class.
There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.