There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
I don't want no better book than what your face is.
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.
Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.
Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.