I have a child and I've made a few people happy. That is all.

Most people who make movies are in real life a bitter disappointment. I, on the other hand, am so much better in real life.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

I do not think that we have a “right” to happiness. If happiness happens, say thanks.

Chanel was a workaholic. She must have had a lot to forget.

The British have an umbilical cord which has never been cut and through which tea flows constantly. It is curious to watch them in times of sudden horror, tragedy or disaster. The pulse stops apparently, and nothing can be done, and not one move made, until a “nice cup of tea” is quickly made. There is no question that it brings solace and does steady the mind. What a pity all countries are not.

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows.