When you prostitute yourself, you have to get paid for it.

A new kind of award has been added -- the deathbed award. It is not an award of any kind. Either the recipient has not acted at all, or was not nominated, or did not win the award the last few times around. It is intended to relieve the guilty conscience of the Academy members and save face in front of the public. The Academy has the horrible taste to have a star, choking with emotion, present this deathbed award so that there can be no doubt in anybody's mind why the award is so hurriedly given. Lucky is the actor who is too sick to watch the proceedings on television.

I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes.

I do not think that we have a “right” to happiness. If happiness happens, say thanks.

On Teasing : Teach your teen-age daughters not to tease boys into physical desire. You might save their lives.

Victory is gay only back home. Up front it is joyless.

For women, beauty is more important than the mind, because the man is easier to watch than to think.