Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

Most people who make movies are in real life a bitter disappointment. I, on the other hand, am so much better in real life.

In language gender is particularly confusing. Why, please, should a table be male in German, female in French, and castrated in English?

Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.

Judging by the vast amount of cookbooks printed and sold in the United States one would think the American woman a fanatical cook. She isn't.

Seeing twilight fall should be prescribed by doctors.

Love affairs are the real only education in life.