There comes a time when suddenly you realize that laughter is something you remember and that you were the one laughing.

Gentleman. A man who buys two of the same morning paper from the doorman of his favorite nightclub when he leaves with his girl.

On Becoming a 'Lady': What every mother wants her daughter to be.

Writers, Composers, Painters, - also artists like directors and actors fall into the same category. They have to be handled with kid gloves, mentally and physically

Every human being is in need of talking to somebody. In this country nobody has time. It seems that talking to a friend has gone out of style. Now you have to pay money to go to an analyst.

H is for Hardware store: I'd rather go to the hardware store than the opera. And I like the opera.

Duties are what make life most worth living. Lacking them, you are not necessary to anyone.