Sex is much better with a woman, but then one can't live with a woman.
Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.
On Becoming a 'Lady': What every mother wants her daughter to be.
Lover's words: “How beautiful you are, now that you love me.”
H is for Hardware store: I'd rather go to the hardware store than the opera. And I like the opera.
You can't live without illusions, even if you must fight for them.