Duties are what make life most worth living. Lacking them, you are not necessary to anyone.

On Teasing : Teach your teen-age daughters not to tease boys into physical desire. You might save their lives.

[On Las Vegas:] I love that town. No clocks. No locks. No restrictions.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

Friendship is a precious gift that can't be bought or sold. It's value is greater than mountains made of gold. If you shall ask God for a gift be thankful if he sends not diamonds pearls or riches but the love and trust of friends. It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

There comes a time when suddenly you realize that laughter is something you remember and that you were the one laughing.

Most people who make movies are in real life a bitter disappointment. I, on the other hand, am so much better in real life.