It's the friend you call up at four o'clock in the morning that really matters.

It is my private life which no one knows anything about, nor ever will. It needs more than half my time if it is to be a success.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

The British have an umbilical cord which has never been cut and through which tea flows constantly. It is curious to watch them in times of sudden horror, tragedy or disaster. The pulse stops apparently, and nothing can be done, and not one move made, until a “nice cup of tea” is quickly made. There is no question that it brings solace and does steady the mind. What a pity all countries are not.

Until they come to see us from their planet, I wait patiently. I hear them saying: Don't call us, we'll call you.

Logic is the key to an all-inclusive spiritual well-being.

I'm not an actress, I'm a personality.