Being in the depths of sadness is just as important an experience as being exuberantly happy.

I, personally, liked the legend.

Champagne makes you feel like it's Sunday and better days are just around the corner.

Gentleman. A man who buys two of the same morning paper from the doorman of his favorite nightclub when he leaves with his girl.

The British have an umbilical cord which has never been cut and through which tea flows constantly. It is curious to watch them in times of sudden horror, tragedy or disaster. The pulse stops apparently, and nothing can be done, and not one move made, until a “nice cup of tea” is quickly made. There is no question that it brings solace and does steady the mind. What a pity all countries are not.

Soft drinks: The gooey, bubbly sea drowning our American children.

Until they come to see us from their planet, I wait patiently. I hear them saying: Don't call us, we'll call you.